The kingfisher does not nest, but instead burrows up to a metre into riverbanks. Occasionally old burrows will be re-excavated, but often new tunnels will be dug – the male testing for a soft point with his bill, before perching and digging at the bank. The whole process to create a home takes about a fortnight, with both birds taking on shifts at the coalface, before backing out the way they came, shuffling spilled earth into the river with their tiny feet. The nest tunnel ends in an oval chamber, which is angled downwards to stop eggs rolling away into the river.

For all the hard work to make it, the kingfisher is not house-proud. If you often hear a kingfisher before you glimpse it, you’ll probably smell a kingfisher burrow before you spot the narrow bankside opening. Canoeing on the River Wye, I watched a male and a female fly into a burrow that dripped with a stinking green grot of faecal matter, coughed-up pellets and rotting fish. Even the kingfishers seemed to be mildly disgusted with the situation, with each parent washing as soon as they got out.

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What do kingfisher eggs look like?

If conditions are right, kingfishers can have up to three clutches, often using different burrows to avoid the fetid stink of the previous inhabitants. They lay around six perfect, white, gobstopper-sized eggs, with the first laid in March and April and incubated by both parents. The young stay in the nest for another three weeks before fledging. The adults support them for another three or four days, before aggressively shooing them away and starting the whole process again.

Many of the brood will die in these early weeks. According to Paul Stancliffe at the British Trust for Ornithology, this is largely due to inexperience; the birds haven’t yet had time to grow into their name. But even those that survive are not long-lived. The oldest recorded ringed kingfisher was just four-and-a-half, with most only surviving for 12 months. The kingfisher, it seems, is the rock star of the river, destined to live fast and die young.

Unusual facts about kingfishers

The Tudors, with characteristic gruesomeness, believed a dead kingfisher hung by its neck would slowly rotate towards bad weather.

Known in Greek legend as the halcyon bird, the kingfisher gave its name to the peaceful “halcyon days” – a period of time at the start of December when the kingfisher was once thought to calm the sea and lay its eggs on a raft of sticks and bones.

Where to see kingfishers

Of course, you don’t have to get into the water for a good sighting of a kingfisher. A vantage point on bridges over rivers, streams and canals can give you a chance to see a kingfisher blazing over the water for slightly longer. Here are some of the best places in the UK to get up close and personal with the fisher king.

• Lackford Lakes, Suffolk

• London Wetland Centre, Barnes

• The Great Fen, Cambridgeshire

• RSPB Rye Meads, Hertfordshire

• RSPB Strumpshaw Fen, Norfolk